One item

My shopping list today consisted of one item, vacuum bags. So I went to Target with this list of one item and they did not have it. So now I'm off the list. A normal person would have just left and try another establishment for their list item. But not me. No I left Target with the following items...

• Tooth paste
• Shaving gel
• Ladle
  
• Mentos
• New T-shirt

So I tried Walmart for this elusive item, and left there with less items than Target, but still not the item I went in there for.

• 1 & 1/2 Yards of Fabric for quilt.
• 1 large bag of cereal
  

And still no vacuum bags.